Episode 455: The Goblin Universe

Last Podcast On The Left

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week we explore the Goblin Universe — a hypothetical dimension conceptualized by a writer named Ted Holiday that incorporates aliens, ghosts, cryptids, and all manner of the unexplained. We go chapter by chapter through Holiday's posthumously-published book, to make sense of this unifying theory of the paranormal. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.5	This is the last talk.
0:03.9	Yes!
0:04.7	On the left.
0:05.5	Yeah!
0:06.5	Why are you putting your blitz?
0:08.7	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:10.7	What was that?
0:12.7	Oh, my fucking being tins are so full of godly!
0:23.8	They're full of godly, is that?
0:25.4	Oh, look at them training it out!
0:27.2	Hey, wait!
0:28.2	Oh, wait a second.
0:31.0	Let me feel...
0:32.0	Oh, this is just cancer.
0:34.3	Oh, my goodness.
0:35.6	That's the worst kind of goblin.
0:37.6	I thought my breasts were just turganturning into damn it.
0:40.4	I'm chocolate chip cookies, but it's riddled with hummus.
0:43.0	Oh, my goodness.
0:44.0	That's a horrible way for the doctor to tell you that devastating information.
0:48.2	Welcome to the last podcast on the left, everyone.
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