Episode 455: I’ve Farted and I Can’t Throw Up
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
Well it’s 4/20 and of course that means we prepared something extra special for all our most herbaceous listeners! All we had to do was remember the date this episode was coming out, and plan something well in advance that hit the perfect note between disaffectedly sarcastic and downright outrageous. Then throw in 6 of our good old fashioned Kickstarters and you’ve got yourself the ideal episode of YKS. Now, where are my munchies!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, |
| 0:01.0 | It's YKS, and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and you're in my |
| 0:08.0 | enough made me, two certified players, with swag, and risk, you ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.0 | than this volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack, to the worldwide kings of the game, we're backs, come on, |
| 0:18.0 | is YKS, come on, drop that beat. Uh, hello, come on. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet. |
| 0:23.6 | Hello, Mike and Jesse and Dan. |
| 0:28.4 | Whenever there's, like, a new business opening up in our neighborhood, me and my wife like to, you know, ponder about what it's going to be. And we like to play a game |
| 0:39.9 | where it's like, uh, you know, what's the worst, like, what's the worst business that it could |
| 0:45.5 | end up being? And obviously, you know, they're like bank is one. Like, I don't know, like, |
| 0:51.9 | mattress store, like cell phone place. |
| 0:55.9 | No, those are all good options. |
| 0:57.8 | But my question to you is, what do you think is the worst type of business, you know, when you see a new business? |
| 1:06.2 | Like, oh, what's that going to be? |
| 1:07.7 | Like, is it going to be cool? |
| 1:09.4 | And then it turns out to be something not cool. |
| 1:11.8 | Like, what's the worst type? |
| 1:14.9 | Well, that's my question. |
| 1:17.4 | Hope you play it on the show. |
| 1:19.4 | All right, I'll talk to you later. |
| 1:20.9 | I mean, no, I won't. |
| 1:23.2 | Uh, see ya. |
| 1:27.2 | Hey, everybody, welcome to YKS. Hey, everybody. |
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