Episode 450: " Waiting for Mr. Harbinger" With Lachlan Patterson and Matt Devlin

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

WITH LACHLAN PATTERSON AND MATT DEVLIN

Eddie Ifft (@EddieIfft) is still in Australia so Jason Auer (@JasonAuer) is taking over again with some help from guests Lachlan Patterson (@lachjaw) and Matt Devlin (@MattDevlin314). Jason also alludes to a special guest being on their way.

The guys cover all of the important topics from what to do when you find drugs on the ground to the emotions they feel when someone pulls their dick out at a party.

Lachlan tells us the story of his van getting stolen and gives the guys tips on how to be charming. Jason plays new music inspired by the New Hampshire primary and gets into some hot water with his lady. Does the special guest show up? You’ll have to listen to find out!

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Lachlan Patterson – @lachjaw
Matt Devlin – @MattDevlin314

Transcript

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0:00.0	That's all I do is talk shit. No doubt.
0:05.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:08.0	Mother fuck you damn shit,
0:10.0	bitch.
0:11.0	Fuck you, your stupid hoe.
0:14.0	Tell me just what you know.
0:17.0	You know I kept talking shit.
0:20.0	Mother fuck you damn shit-head bitch.
0:22.0	I talked the shit, hit bitch.
0:23.0	I talk the shit till I'm old.
0:25.0	So what the fuck you bitch, goddamn assholes.
0:30.0	Hi everybody, welcome to talking shit.
0:32.0	With Sans. Hi everybody welcome to talking shit with Sans Eddie if this is Jason hour today as a special
0:39.1	treat we have the one and only locklin Patterson hailing all the way from Canada.
0:47.0	Canada.
0:48.0	Hey buddy.
0:50.0	Thanks for the waters and the tequila.
0:52.0	He is a he's the host today. I'm his sidekick
0:55.2	No, dude. I told him I was like like Laughlin this is your chance. No to have a show I don't want to show all your own I don't need it no cohort no equal not interested no partner
1:08.2	No thank you all Laughlin all the time not going to do it never
1:12.8	the next hour talking shit no but and here he is
1:17.3	Lachlan Patterson
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