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Spilled Milk

Episode 450: Kohlrabi

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show that oh my god I forgot the

0:10.6

opening okay wait wait hold on huh okay got the opening. Oh God!

0:14.0

Okay, wait, hold on, hot.

0:15.0

Okay, the show where we cook something delicious,

0:18.0

eat it all and you can't have any.

0:20.0

Yay!

0:21.0

Ah, and... That's never happened before. That's okay, never happened before.

0:23.0

That's okay, like the rest of the show is going to be real awkward and uncomfortable for me because today we're

0:28.0

talking about Cole Robbie, I think I think I've eaten twice and I have never bought.

0:33.0

Great, so I couldn't remember our opening tagline

0:36.0

and you don't know anything about the topic.

0:38.2

I do have a little memory lane though.

0:40.3

Oh good, take it away.

0:41.4

I don't. Okay, something in the 80s that I was watching. There was, oh wait I remember what it was. This is all coming back to me. It was a commercial for Bartles and James wine coolers and I think the joke was like

0:57.2

that when you're drinking wine people are always talking like snooty wine

1:01.6

people are always talking about wine pairings and

1:04.8

everything goes well with Bartles and James wine cooler so you don't have to worry about

1:09.5

this they and they tasted a bunch of things and found that the only things that don't pair well with

1:14.7

a Bartles and James wine cooler are Cole Robbie and candy corn.

1:19.2

And that was the first time I heard the word Cole Robbie, but I don't think I knew what it was until years later.

1:23.4

Oh my God I love that you remember that.

1:26.3

I wonder if we could find this commercial on YouTube I bet we could.

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