Episode 45: You Can Date, But You Gotta Wear A Condom.

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In this episode TK advises a young man on how to move smarter, after an underwhelming experience.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey, K, hey daddy.
0:09.0	I was just wondering when I could speak to you again.
0:12.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey T.K. is Carmen, baby. How are you? I know you're busy, but I miss you pop B.
0:19.6	The kid over there.
0:20.6	Hey, T.K. I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back.
0:27.0	Been on my mind. But, um, you know this your girl from Detroit. Me back, can you get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	I'll see later.
0:37.0	Bye. What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland, aka A. T.
0:41.0	T. T. T. K. Kirkland, aka A T to the motherfucking gay.
0:44.1	T K K K is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucker K is my philosophy.
0:54.3	T K K K K is my philosophy. K. K Kirkland in the building.
0:55.0	How you doing, mine?
0:57.0	It's a blessing.
0:58.0	I'm doing good.
1:00.0	Happy holidays as well?
1:02.0	Yeah, same as you family. You got around. Happy holidays as well.
1:03.0	Yeah, same as you family.
1:04.4	You got around to finally reach out to you.
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