Episode 45: The One With Madam Stroker

Best Of Friends Podcast

Comedy

4.3 • 589 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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The one where Krista, Erin, and Jamie discuss episodes 04x09 (TOW They're Going To Party!) and 04x10 (TOW The Girl From Poughkeepsie). You'll find out what each Friend's porn star name would be, you'll learn who we'd like to party with more than anyone else, and you might just learn a new word depending on where you're from. Is it just me or is it starting to feel a little floopy in here? Quick, press play!

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:04.8	Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
0:12.6	Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
0:20.0	And please tell Joey,
0:23.2	Christmas will be snowing.
0:27.7	And Rachel and Chandler
0:30.6	Hasoon, Glen and Glendler.
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0:53.0	Squarespace, Build it Beautiful. Hey. Hey. Hello. Whoa. Welcome to Best of Friends P-Cast. I'm Krista Doyle. I'm Aaron Mallory Long. And I'm Jamie Woodham. I think it's the first time I led in on the hay. Yeah. Yeah. And like Krista was kind of late. Yeah. Because I was reading over one of our lightning round emails. I know that you're busy. Like we get that you're doing stuff. I'm just like on Twitter on my phone. Also, Krista's a little colored wind guard thing is all catty wampus on her microphone. And it looks really adorable.
1:45.2	Cattywompus? Yeah. What's that? I was going to say, what is, you know, a skew. It's a synonym. Oh, catty wampus. Off center, a skew, not straight. Yeah, no. I mean, I understood looking at it and you saying that word, like what you meant by it, But I would never, I've never heard of that term.
1:44.6	Yeah, actually, I think it's more of a regional term which I didn't know either until
1:49.7	just the Jamie region or no no my my dad says it so maybe it's like a southern thing but my no my mom like
1:57.5	never she always kind of questioned it and then one day day my dad just, like, pulled it up.
2:01.3	He's like, no, see, this is a real word. I didn't make this up. I would say, not very popular, I guess. I would have said that her thing was all out of whack. I would have said something like that. I honestly thought cattywampus was like a Harry Potter record. Caddywompus. Like it sounds like some sort of Harry Potter thing, right?
2:21.7	Well, there's a wamping willow in Harry Potter.
2:23.6	The cattywompus.
2:24.7	I don't care what house I'm in as long as I don't get sorted into Caddywompus.
2:29.5	Caddywompus is definitely a charm, a spell.
2:34.0	This year's professor for defense against the dark arts.
2:38.3	Gilderoy Caddywampus.
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