I won't tell your story

about a woman I know

I come love him

She's the other show

She ain't exactly pretty

And exactly small

Four two third, nine, 56.

You can say she got a lot.

Welcome back, everybody, to The Devil's Advocate podcast with Rosebud Baker.

I'm your host.

This is a fun episode this week because we are doing this on Instagram live to get people, uh,

knowing about the podcast. I generally do an interview, as you know, if you are a regular

listener, I generally do an interview with other comics on this podcast every once in a while.

I'll do a solo episode. Today, my schedule got fucked, and we're doing a

solo episode. We're going a full, full bore. I don't know what that means, but that's what we're

doing. I basically ran out of, I ran out of ideas at the last minute, and I was like, fuck it. I'll just, I'll go on live. I'll take some questions from people. And we'll see where this podcast goes. It might be a short episode. It might be a longer one. In case anybody's curious, at the end of this podcast, generally speaking, I do a segment called bad advice. It's called bad

advice because it is. It's not good. You shouldn't take it. Especially, you shouldn't take

advice from comedians in general. We don't know what we're doing. And most of us don't have health

insurance. So, yeah, that being said, we will get started.

I'm going to say this week, I went to Florida and I am currently quarantining because when you go to

Florida, you get punished now. Okay? If you live in New York and you come back from

Tampa, they're going to put you in prison in your own house. They're going to say, go to your room

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