Episode 45: Sistine's Birthday, Tantric Eye Gazing, & Breakup Advice

Unwaxed with Sophia & Sistine Stallone

Sophia and Sistine Stallone

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

SISTINE TURNED 23! The girls recap the chaos that went down this weekend, didn't help that mercury was in retrograde either. What makes a perfect party? Also, someone almost threw hands at Sistine in the store, Sophia thinks that people were hotter wearing masks when you stared into their eyes, and they debate how using dating apps doesn't count as "finding someone when you least expect it". This episode is definitely random yet hilarious as they rant about bad ways they send birthday texts, a cooler way to journal, and why the Calm app isn't helping Sistine sleep (cue Cillian Murphy). They come back with another unsolicited advice!

Transcript

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0:00.0	What the fuck is going on?
0:02.1	I like to party.
0:03.9	Jesus, honey, wax, much?
0:05.7	This is unwaxed.
0:06.9	Get in, Lizard.
0:07.6	We're going shopping.
0:08.5	With Sophia and Sistine Stallone.
0:10.0	Did we just become best friends?
0:11.3	Yep.
0:15.2	Hey, everybody, and welcome back to another episode of the unwaxed podcast.
0:19.8	With your favorite sisters, Sophia and Sistine Stallone.
0:23.5	This feels really weird.
0:25.3	I know.
0:25.6	I feel like I'm back in COVID mode, like quarantine mode.
0:28.9	You guys, we aren't doing a video version of the episode this week.
0:33.7	Sophia and I are currently sitting on our couch.
0:36.2	I'm staring at her.
0:37.8	You're kind of giving me Dwayne the Rock Johnson vibes with your chain.
0:40.8	Excuse me.
0:42.1	Why is it every time I wear a chain with a shirt?
0:48.2	It doesn't matter what shirt it is,
0:50.3	especially if it's a black shirt.
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