Episode 45: Sex Tent at the Renaissance Festival
Sex and Other Human Activities
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 744 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to Cave Comedy Radio's only sex show, sex and other human activities. |
| 0:07.8 | I'd just like to switch it up instead of being like, hey, fuckos, for once, where we talk about sex and other important things. |
| 0:15.8 | My name is Sarah Benin-C- sponsored by sexcusemois.com. |
| 0:23.7 | S-E-X-C-U-S-E-M-O-I.com. |
| 0:25.8 | I use the term S-A-R-A. |
| 0:27.5 | That's my name, Sarah, at checkout. |
| 0:29.4 | And you get 20% off. |
| 0:31.9 | And they've got all kinds of neat, high-class, sexy time stuff. |
| 0:34.1 | So go and have some fun with that. |
| 0:34.8 | Why don't you? |
| 0:38.2 | Why don't you? Why don't you? Oh, gosh. All right. I've had my rocket fuel. |
| 0:41.0 | Nikita, not working next door. |
| 0:42.8 | No, of course. |
| 0:43.5 | Marks' girlfriend, not working. I sneaked in there. |
| 0:47.0 | Like, not unlike the common crackhead who thinks that she's being wily by stealing into a store where she's going to |
| 0:56.2 | like steal brillo pads or something and I I sneak in there I look at Sweetleaf the place next |
| 1:03.6 | door to the creek in the cave go to creek lic.com to learn more about the place where we record |
| 1:08.0 | and where all this magic happens and a sweet leaf, the store next door, I go in there, I'm looking around, and I don't see |
| 1:16.2 | Nikita, and I'm like, is she in the front? No. And I'm like, is she in the back? And I'm like, |
| 1:19.8 | looking around real, and I'm like, and I'm like, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Because |
| 1:23.2 | Nikita will not sell me the junk. She won't sell me my stuff. |
| 1:28.0 | Your junk. |
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