Episode 45 - Romper, Hardly Knew Her!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 19 May 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Ross and jessie discuss the male "Romp-him" version of the female romper that's sweeping the nation as well as how much money it would take to roll into business meetings looking like whatever the hell you wanted to. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! I want to see you swear,
0:20.0	I want to see you swear,
0:21.0	baby, I want to see you swear.
0:22.0	Baby, I want to see you swear. baby I want to see you swear.
0:27.0	A lot of people who are tuning in right now probably seeing yourself on the video version of this show Ross why do you look like
0:35.1	Josh Brolin from goonies?
0:37.2	simple I'm on a I'm on a new I'm on a new Josh Brolin Goonie's workout. I feel I feel in the summertime if I don't
0:49.2	have a bandana on. Is that how you? I believe that's Spanish for Bandana. Oh, okay. And I want to give the proper
0:57.0	notation it deserves, if you will. I want to work, like a proper work citing of a bandana.
1:04.2	I feel like if I don't have a bandana on the summers
1:07.1	and I'm not working out as hard as I can
1:10.0	like Josh Brolin didn't goonies.
1:12.4	I don't want it bad enough.
1:14.0	I want to work out so fucking hard
1:16.8	that the government thinks my parents' house is foreclosing.
1:21.8	That's how bad I want to work out. Okay. So, like that's how bad you want it to work out?
1:27.5	No, that's how bad I want to work out. I want to work out like my parents' house depends on it. I want to work out so hard. I like those stakes.
1:36.1	That it's like that Troy is going to take my girlfriend. You know?
1:39.7	Okay. I want to work out so hard that like if I'm looking at the redhead or I'm looking at Martha
1:47.0	fucking Plimpton in my car, I don't want to end up with Martha Plimpton in this life. You know what I'm saying?
1:53.4	Yeah, Plimpt dog. Big Plimpton. Spend and cheese!
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