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Zack to the Future

Episode 45: Pipe Dreams

Zack to the Future

Dashiell Driscoll

Tv & Film

4.44K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Mark-Paul and Dashiell discuss the iconic episode where oil is discovered at Bayside.

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0:00.0

Welcome to Zach to the Future. I'm your co-host, Dashel Driscoll, joined today by the best friend of Becky, Mark Paul. Mark Paul.

0:11.5

Quack, quack.

0:14.2

See, there, I got a laugh out of you. That's all I was going for there, uh, Dashel.

0:18.4

I think any human being says quack emphatically, adult human,

0:22.1

I will laugh. Yeah. Why not? I didn't really commit to it. I did the human version of quack,

0:28.3

quack. There's a few better talking duck quacks done by belting and screech in this episode. Yeah, they're competing.

0:41.0

They're trying to one-up each other on who can be a better duck. But no, I just went with

0:46.0

the standard quack-quack. I actually wanted to throw in a like a quack-quack bitch, but I didn't

0:51.2

know if that would have been too raw to start off this podcast. Like,

0:56.7

you know, parents listening with their kids. It's like, oh, shh, darn it. I hate when they

1:01.8

curse on this podcast. We curse all the time. If you listen to this podcast in a car with your

1:07.8

children, I mean, hey, they've got to grow up sooner or later.

1:18.1

I'm going to try not to curse, though. I'm going to try to not curse in this episode. I'm going to make it friendly for the little kiddies. You think kids should see this episode, the one where

1:23.4

every animal dies. Listen, they got to grow up sometime.

1:28.3

They got to grow up sometime. It's the truth. You could have said more like quack to the future. That would have been... Oh, look at that. That's why you're a writer. This is just a quick punch up. So we could be here. Like, when's lunch getting here? We'll just work on it. We'll break off a room. We'll figure it out. We'll figure out the best quack job.

1:44.5

Did you,

1:45.1

were you a part of the process of like coming up,

1:47.7

uh, getting here. We'll just work on it. We'll break off a room. We'll figure it out. We'll figure out the best quack job. Did you, were you a part of the process of like coming up, a name for this podcast? Were you, were you part of that process? Yeah. We like, there were, you were, too. There were emails. No, I know. I know. I just couldn't, I don't, I don't remember, because actually I reached out to Brecken as well. You know, just, just, you know, I reach out to my, my writer friends and,

2:05.9

and coming up with, with ideas. I remember one was really good. It was Bayside Tiger King,

2:15.4

right? That was a good one. Very, very of the moment, but I'm kind of glad.

2:19.1

It was of the moment.

2:20.3

Yeah.

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