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The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 45: Mommy

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

Talk, Beast, Radio, New, Round, York, Table, Roundtable, Comedy, Loch, Brain, Events, Murderfist, Monster, Kissel, Ben, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Gentlemen, Barnett, Current, Ness

4.92.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It’s a special Mother’s Day edition of The Round Table! Tune in as Holden uses it as an excuse to be even creepier about his mother issues, plus we give our take on that Arab dude that died last week.

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0:00.0

Dear, dearest Lord, happy, happy mommy day if you're a woman.

0:06.0

And you made us. I love you so much.

0:09.0

I love you, you faggot.

0:12.0

Oh, Jesus!

0:14.0

What the fuck, a prayer holder?

0:16.0

Let's have a little restigant.

0:18.0

What is that, bro? I just, fuck it.

0:21.0

You know, I love you, mommy God.

0:25.0

And I love my mommy.

0:27.0

And I just wish I could be mommy, you know.

0:31.0

Is this just turning into that again, miss?

0:33.0

How is this suckin' his mommy?

0:35.0

It's an important day for me, man.

0:37.0

What do you want to do, mommy?

0:38.0

I want to be mommy's baby.

0:41.0

Be mommy's big, fun baby.

0:44.0

It's a roundtable first. I'm cut and prayer off.

0:47.0

Prayer is over for the fucking episode.

0:50.0

It's disturbing and disgusting in this day to be banned simply because holding was to suck on his mother.

0:55.0

Who is everybody on the Scott Dan sinful cast?

0:58.0

Oh, Jackie's browse, he I'm drippy.

1:01.0

Ed Larsson, I'm voiced.

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