Episode 45: Finagling the Tree Bag
Back to Work
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2011
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Topic: The Narcissism of Small Differences
This week, Merlin has a quiz for Dan to determine whether Ben Franklin, "The Immigrant Song," or Quantum Mechanics has the most cultural impact--as well as his teasing out Dan's go-to for uninstalling Android apps.
Paying attention to the same degree you care goes nicely with keeping a sense of humor. Especially about those small differences regarding couch cushions, pink spaceships, and Sgt. Pepper's.
The answers are Moby Dick, Julian calendars, ZoSo, chigger bites, and--yes--The Greater Nerd Theory.
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- Niels Bohr - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- 5by5 | The Talk Show #70: Pre-Lit
- 5by5 | Back to Work #39: A Source of Rice with Velocity
- Merlin's Essay: Better
- Narcissism of small differences - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- ZoSo - Google Search
- kung fu grippe • Easily, the best edition of this very important...
- Amazon.com: How the West Was Won: Led Zeppelin: Music
- Larry Wall Quotes
- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone.
- My Faith in Nerds: Stronger Than Any Gelatinous Cube | 43 Folders
- Elvis Presley - "Too Much" [worst. guitar solo. ever.]
- Led Zeppelin - "Heartbreaker" (live) [Slamming version; asinine guitar solo]
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dan. How are you? It's good. Everything's okay. Hmm. Everything's okay. Hmm. How about |
| 0:08.5 | you, Merlin, man? Hmm. Well, Aaron San Francisco. I live up in San Francisco. I live in a house |
| 0:17.9 | made out of money in dot coms. We live where all the cool companies are. And we, uh, we |
| 0:23.6 | make the internet work up here. Hey, I like that. Hey, can I ask you a question? Go ahead. |
| 0:28.9 | Go ahead. Am I hot? Oh, totally. No, I think I might be hot. I feel really hot. I like |
| 0:33.9 | what you're wearing. I like your hair. I wore exactly what I was wearing last time. I'm wearing |
| 0:39.8 | one of, uh, what's his name's T shirts? And I put on deodorant, but apart from that, it's |
| 0:45.3 | exactly what I was wearing last week. Yeah. And it's sure it's been laundered. Now, Dan, this |
| 0:51.9 | concerns me. You sound like I didn't like the way you responded to that. You sound okay. What |
| 0:57.1 | does that mean? It's okay, Merlin. It's okay. It's going to be all right. Do you leave the lights on |
| 1:03.2 | the prelit tree like when you put it away? Builds prelit. It's integrated into the tree. It's got an |
| 1:10.1 | integrated lighting. It's not like you can take the lights off. It's, you know, they're intertwined |
| 1:14.9 | and intermingled with the branches in such a way that you would never even think of taking them |
| 1:21.3 | off. And when the tree is not lit, you can barely see the lights at all. And when it is lit, |
| 1:25.5 | it's lit in such a professional wonderful way. It just looks so good. I'm like a lady. I'm envious. |
| 1:33.8 | You just pick one up. We ordered it ordered online. Well, it's along with your fancy San Francisco |
| 1:38.7 | groceries that come delivered to your door. Let's also say it for the AD. This is really going |
| 1:50.1 | interesting places. I heard Jay sir do his first voice. I was excited. I know he did his |
| 1:53.7 | phrases. That is not my first voice. I have lots of voices. I do voices all the time. Here's |
| 1:58.5 | one now. I'm doing a voice. The crabby patty's myself. You are hearing me talk. Does it ever |
| 2:06.3 | seem weird when you run into people who are familiar with things? It just seems weird. I'm so used |
| 2:12.4 | to being in our own little world where we watch SpongeBob or the Grinch. It's so weird to |
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