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Episode 45: Dark Board Game Origins! Girl STUCK in basement! EYE THEORY!

Just The Nobodys

Just The Nobodys

Comedy

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2022

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Dark Board game origins, Man who eats worms, A girl that gets stuck in a basement, Real life superman, the oldest living person, eye test theory how we all are partially blind, Amazons new shipping system, and there is a lot more stuff to see! In this episode we talk about the contacts that give you super powers. Daniel talks about the most indestructible man and a town thats invaded by dolls. Ryan talks about what Shrek Fest is it is for the ultimate SHREK FANS!

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0:00.0

How's going everybody and welcome to just nobody's podcast? I'm your host Ryan and I'm your host

0:03.3

Daniel and today we're doing a podcast. If you do the channel, please hit the subscribe button and also

0:07.0

hit the like button if this video gets 3.5k likes. I know people don't like to be told what to do.

0:11.7

So I'm all for that. Okay. Don't do what I say. But if you would like to see fireworks, you would

0:16.2

like to have some happiness, hit the thumbs up because you send positive vibes. You're going to get something back in positivity or something like that. Also, comment what you want to talk about next week. As you can see throughout this video, we took your guys' suggestions from last week and we talked about it this week. So make sure you comment what you want to talk about. Let's get into it. Okay, so have you seen the new technology that says it will give you superpowers? How's it going to give you superpowers?

0:38.4

Okay, so there's this new thing called Mojo Lens that are literally contacts for your eyes that will change the way you see everything. Okay, so how does it do that? So once you put these in, it'll give you like a full heads-up display and analyze all the data around you. It's kind of like when Iron Man puts on his helmet or like Spider-Man's Edith glasses,

0:37.1

it will change everything you see and analyze data everywhere.

0:40.2

So say you're meeting someone for the first time, the lenses will show you their name and who they are. And say you're in a different country and all the signs are in a different language so you can't read it. The lenses will translate it all for you to make them all turn into English. And if it's super dark outside, the lenses will literally give you like night vision so you could see everything. It's crazy that this could all happen from a contact lens. Yeah, and even when you close your eyes, the lenses will turn into a virtual reality. So it's like having an oculus, but just a part of your eye. It's really scary to see how much technology is improving. Like, there's been so many

1:27.6

big jumps. Yeah, and this is literally just this little contact lens. Like, it's not even like this

1:32.5

big machine. It's a contact lens. I mean, when you think about that with like Google Glass and like

1:37.2

all these different rayband stories and Facebook glasses, like there's like so much technology with lenses,

1:43.0

it would make sense that they would eventually try to do the contact lens thing. So moving on, do you know who the real life indestructible man was? There's no way there's an indestructible man. Well, there actually was and his name was Frank Cannonball Richards. His middle name was Cannonball? Kind of. I'll explain that part a little later. But this guy claimed that he had the most indestructible stomach and a bunch of people like didn't believe him so he had Marines and Professional boxers just constantly punch him in the stomach like a bunch of times in a row and Literally none of the punches would phase him like it didn't even hurt him so he would just stand there and just get hit a bunch of the stomach Yeah and people thought he was faking it because you can't prove you're indestructible by just getting punched in the stomach. So to prove himself, he decided to stand a few feet in front of a loaded cannon and they would shoot cannon balls at his stomach, which is why they call him Frank Cannonball Richards. How would he survive a cannonball to the stomach? What's crazy is he'd actually get shot twice a day with a cannonball in the

2:35.0

stomach. And people started to worry for his health. So he had doctors examine him and he literally

2:39.7

had nothing wrong with him. Like doctors said there was literally nothing wrong. Everything was intact

2:43.9

and he had no injuries. I wonder what his like DNA makeup was like to be able to have that structure

2:48.6

of a stomach. It just doesn't make sense. It really sounds like either Superman or Mr. Fantastic that you can absorb the blow and there's like no repercussions to the body. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty crazy. The guy would get shot with a cannon. Like, when you think of a cannon, you think it's just going to explode people, but this guy would just stand there and take it? Like, I wonder if when he gets hit by the cannon, like, would he go flying backwards?

3:08.8

Or if he just, like, stood there, like, really, like, still, like, it just took the hit and the cannibal would just fall to ground. Or, like, he would get flown backwards. I mean, there's actual footage of it. And when he gets hit, he, like, flies back a little bit. But he just gets up like he's fine.

3:05.0

Like it doesn't even phase him.

3:06.3

It's a literal cannonball.

3:07.7

Like this thing is huge.

3:09.0

Okay, so make sure you comment if you'd rather have... But he just gets up like he's fine. Like it doesn't even phase him. It's a little cannonball like this thing is huge.

3:25.0

Okay, so make sure you comment if you'd rather have the super strong stomach or the super smart contact lenses.

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