Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:15.8	We here at my house because I didn't feel like going out
0:18.2	to fucking house today and we talking about all kind of crazy stuff.
0:21.7	We talking about ship laps.
0:23.4	I candlepussies.
0:25.0	Can all winds wind patro.
0:27.6	Wind patro?
0:29.6	Yes.
0:30.6	Wind at the pow truck.
0:31.6	Oh, well, huh.
0:32.6	I'm gonna get it.
0:33.6	We talking about her pussy and the camera.
0:34.6	I know we late.
0:35.6	We a little late, everybody already talked about.
0:36.6	But we gonna give you all respect on all pussy burning with a light.
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