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What do you think the proper way is to stuff a gerbil up your ass?

This is what I think. You can't just stuff it in there because it's going to die.

There's no oxygen inside your ass as a matter of fact. Inside there I imagine there's probably a little bit of methane which is toxic to people who breathe oxygen.

I'm the gerbil too, right?

Of course the gerbil. I've never stuffed a human being on my ass.

I'm an entire human being.

Not an entire human being. Gerbil's on the other hand. They die almost immediately.

So the proper way to stuff a gerbil up your ass?

Here's my idea. We'll get Justin go ahead and look into what the actual proper way to do it is.

I'm going to tell you what the way I would do it is.

I would either get him a re-breeder or some kind of scuba device.

You want to walk me through what a re-breeder is?

Re-breeder is just like a fire extinguisher and there's a mouthpiece on it.

You just put it on your mouth.

Okay, sure.

Full on scuba gear would be funnier and then like a wet suit for the...

For the...

For the gerbil.

Yeah, yeah. Not for me.

I may also wear a wet suit and then I'll start showing up at events and me and the gerbil are dressed the same.

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