Episode 447 - Christmas Is Already Here!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution So this is Christmas. No it's not. And where have you born?
0:39.0	Where have you born? Where have you born? Where have you gone? I don't know the words for where have you Bond? Where have you gone?
0:45.0	I don't know the words for, where have you gone? Bro.
0:46.0	I don't know that song very well.
0:48.0	Turkey Justice.
0:49.0	It's, we're past it now.
0:50.0	It's over.
0:51.0	Thanksgiving is over.
0:52.0	Are we far enough? Yes, it's over. over. Are we far enough?
0:53.0	Yes, it's fucking December 3rd.
0:57.0	All right.
0:58.0	All right.
0:59.0	All allow it.
1:00.0	So here's the weird thing about this year, right?
1:05.0	Thanksgiving was super late. Right.
1:06.0	Therefore, I feel like the holiday crush is already upon us of like,
1:11.0	oh shit.
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:13.0	I mean, just as you're unpacking, taking, you know, the last of your nine shits of the weekend
1:19.0	over Thanksgiving, uh-huh, it is Christmas time when you're like, oh, man, damn it, I should be getting a tree up.
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