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Hey guys, I was just listening to your most recent episode where the firefighter

prophet says that there are secret messages, demonic witches sending messages across the

Twitter space to get Donald Trump assassinated.

I just want to point out something really quick.

So Lee Harvey Oswald was the white man who shot JNK and then who shot MLK for white men.

All of the shootings that have basically happened in 2018 were that were big mass shootings

or white men.

So to follow this man's thought process, in order to not have a conversation about what

you guys said is the real cause of these murders, racism and misogyny,

these pretending that there are some witches on the internet, secretly mind controlling white men into

doing demonic activities like assassinating presidents and people in nightclub.

So this is how far we've come.

I just, I mean, can you guys believe where we're at?

Gloria, y'all.

Hey, comments, they still love to show you guys.

I was just listening to, as it says, 444, where you guys are listening to the recording of that one,

the witches thing from a new dark wall.

I just wanted to comment on the fact that that one lady said coming out of the room

closet, I'm actually a gay woman and I think that is honestly the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Aside from the still witch trials and shit, maybe 400 years ago, you know, with the Catholic church,

I really don't think my experience and being a witch on Instagram is exactly comparable.

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