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New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.67.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Well, our guest cancelled. It happens. We're gonna kick it with you anyway. Rory and Mal explain why being a manager if a lot harder than people make it out to be, plan a pod glamping trip, and debate how horny is too horny when you're stranded on a deserted island. Plus, an impromptu Matt Damon vs Ben Affleck Verzuz, and a which two artists would we pick to make a dope joint album together? #volume

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:05.3

The volume.

0:09.4

No,

0:10.0

Woeer and Mao.

0:12.2

All right, a little bit of a rolling start.

0:13.4

We had a guest cancel due to some things I totally understand.

0:17.6

Yeah.

0:18.0

Getting jammed up with.

0:19.6

I had a guest canceled.

0:20.7

That's why Baby D's not here either.

0:22.1

But I mean, let's shoot the shit and have an episode. I love, I love shooting the shit with you, Roh. Yeah, man. Let's get to know each other. Welcome back. Middle of the week. Yes, yes. We are powered by Boost. I love the middle of the weeks, Rory. I don't know why.

0:35.9

You're a hump day guy?

0:38.9

Yes.

0:39.5

I was trying to find a joke in this somewhere, but yes, I am a middle of the week type of guy. Why? I don't know. It's kind of like, you know, when you like on a flight or a trip somewhere and you go take a nap, you wake up, you look at the little map, see where you're adding, like you're halfway there.

0:54.8

You know that feeling you get?

0:56.0

Okay. That's what I get on Wednesdays. It's only a countdown from here, more or less. Okay. Like this thing, man. We almost, we almost through. We almost through. Tuesday and Wednesday are pretty much the most useless weeks as far as excitement goes, but I hear you. Yeah. year in New York City where they try to make every night some special club Tuesdays ladies night

1:12.0

New York is really good at just make every night some special club Tuesdays, ladies' night.

1:12.2

Oh, I don't care.

1:12.8

New York is really good at just making days that don't matter matter. But speaking to naps, I mean, I think this is the best topic to start with. You said you took a nap for the first time in a decade. I took a nap for the first time. Not a decade. Learning so much about you. I took a nap for the first time in almost two years yesterday.

1:29.1

Incredible.

1:30.5

With a kid, man. Not a decade. Learning so much about you. I took a nap for the first time in almost two years yesterday.

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