Episode 443- Slender Man (2018)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're pretending that we know our way around the internet with the 2018 creepypasta-inspired film "Slender Man." It's a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: a reconsidering of Jamiroquai, allowing middle-aged men to write teenage girl characters despite not now nor ever having been one, worrying about Abercrombie Tom's plotline, and the real question...does Slenderman have a weiner? DOES HE?

It turns out that several feature films have been made based on creepypasta but this is our first. We did reference both "Bye Bye Man" and "Empty Man" in this episode, so go listen to those if you'd like-- Episodes 324 and 357 respectively.

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0:00.0	Alan?
0:12.3	Could I get a little breaking news update?
0:14.3	Oh, you know I love that.
0:15.4	What are you looking for?
0:16.0	What kind of breaking news are we looking at here?
0:17.4	Spooky, I think.
0:18.4	I don't know.
0:18.9	I mean, I know that's sort of...
0:20.0	Yeah, do do do do do Do do do do do do do.
0:26.1	What you at home can see is what Alan's doing with his hands, which is spectacular.
0:31.9	Spooky hands.
0:32.3	It's spooky news update.
0:34.4	Not breaking news to you, but breaking news to them.
0:36.5	Yes.
0:37.2	This is reading from a text message sent by my husband on Sunday to Alan and me.
0:42.6	Just spotted Tom Savini at Home Depot buying a massive skeleton.
0:47.2	The box literally said massive skeleton.
0:51.8	Which means he has now two.
0:54.5	And I actually walked by his house the next day to ensure that the original massive skeleton is still there.
1:00.4	It is.
1:00.7	It's wearing a really threadbare Santa hat and like a scarf that's falling apart.
1:05.5	Tom Zabini's not getting on that ladder again.
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