Episode 441: Everything Is Mystical (w/ special guest Alexander Aviña)
Trillbilly Worker's Party
Trillbilly Worker's Party
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The The |
| 0:23.6 | The Yeah, okay, so the Inca invading France, an alternative history. |
| 0:53.3 | You remember, like, 15 years ago, like when the whole, like, Jared Diamond germs, guns and steel thing was popular? |
| 1:04.0 | Like, the whole thing was this kind of like pop anthropology, like asking, like, why wasn't it the other way around? Like, the Incas didn't |
| 1:12.4 | have navies, right? Like, a lot of the indigenous Americans didn't have navies, correct? |
| 1:20.8 | I mean, they had boats. It depends on how you define. Yeah, yeah, it depends on how you define |
| 1:25.4 | navies. But, yeah, definitely, like, Caribbean indigenous peoples had been, you know, |
| 1:30.9 | traveling throughout the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico for a long time. |
| 1:34.7 | But their naval technology was appropriate to their circumstances, I suppose. |
| 1:40.0 | Their boats were tight. |
| 1:41.3 | I know that, like, the Shawnee, the Potawatomi, |
| 1:47.0 | like all these like Northwest tribes would be able to just take a tree |
| 1:54.5 | and strip the bark off of it, like the outer bark of it, |
| 1:59.6 | and turn it into a boat within like just half an hour. That's so tied, dudes. It's better to use that as boats than to eat it like they're doing right now in Argentina. Are they're eating, they're eating wood in Argentina? They're eating bark and the economy got that bad. They're eating bark donkey. They're eating guanaco. |
| 2:18.4 | They're eating what is guadaco? |
| 2:20.3 | What's guanaco? |
| 2:20.9 | Guanaco is a relative of the llama, I think. |
| 2:25.3 | Oh shit. |
| 2:25.9 | They eat outpocket. |
| 2:27.4 | Wait, wait, wait. |
| 2:28.8 | Apparently this libertarian paradise is not going well for Argentina right now. |
| 2:32.9 | Why are they eating trees? |
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