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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 44 - Wouldn't Do That

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

There are adventures we do, adventures we aspire to, adventures we'd like to aspire to but let's face it we'll never be able to do that and adventures that we have zero interest in even trying. In this episode Hank shares a list of super cool outdoor adventures that he has no interest in attempting.  Enjoy! Hambone! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody it's me Hank I just finished editing the episode that you are about to listen to and mm mm mm mm i got to tell you this one is marginal

0:11.5

it is not our best effort, which is exactly why we try to set the bar low every

0:17.4

single week so that we don't have to jump high to get over what we have done in the past and boy howdy we

0:25.8

didn't this week anyway I hope you enjoy it that being said I did remember a few

0:31.0

things that I left out in the episode and so I thought well I

0:34.9

better jump in here right now and say this episode is sponsored by

0:39.8

Wilson's on Moosehead Lake in Moose Head, Maine. I know if you listen to the show you've heard this a million times, but if you have not booked your trip to Wilson's on Moosehead Lake, you haven't heard it enough. I'm telling you you got to go to

0:55.9

Wilson's on Moosehead Lake.com. Look at the pictures, look at the smiles, look at how fun everybody's having, look at the fish that they're catching. the don't want to book a trip to this place. If you are not interested in booking a trip to

1:15.3

Wilson's on Moosehead Lake, I feel like I haven't done my job. I'm not doing this place justice.

1:22.1

Go to Wilson's on Moosehead Lake, check it out, book a trip right now.

1:27.7

You can do that at Wilson's on Moosehead Lake.com.

1:30.5

You can find this number.

1:35.0

2.07x9 Moosehead Lake or you can call this number

1:38.0

2.07 6952549.

1:42.0

That's 2.07 6952549

1:44.8

Wilson's on Moosehead Lake you can sightseeing hunting

1:48.6

fishing snowmobiling sasquatch tracking

1:51.2

adventure adventure adventure good times hot tubs, cottages, I'm telling you,

1:55.3

go there right now.

1:57.0

When you get there, they're going to have a beer for you, just tell them Hank sent you.

2:01.0

This episode is also sponsored by our friends at beardbeq sauce.com. If you say that you like

2:07.0

barbecue, if you say that you love barbecue, if you say that you've even ever heard of barbecue,

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