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It's great to have a dishwasher, but sometimes you just want to put on rubber gloves and stick your hands and then notice that there's corn in the sink that you want to wash down the drain and no matter how much water you pour in the different places to try and get the stream

to move the corn into the hole it just will not go no matter what.

Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm fine. We're recording this in in the evening which is different to what we usually do record in the morning and

we're having a little bit of a sunlight problem. Is it shining in your eyes?

It is shining in my eyes, but then if I close the curtains like this it's bit too much like

being in you know like a depressing bed sit I can barely see you so yeah I'll squint I was going to start by telling you about something that happened to me on public transport

or that I witnessed on public transport probably more accurately so I was sitting on the London

Underground the other day and you know because I've lived in London 20 years I

conform to all societal norms so what I do is just look down and don't make eye contact with anybody.

But I am aware that there are two women next to me, and I'm also aware that they're both eating soup.

On the tune? Yeah, because I can smell it and I think there's a high risk strategy in soup on you know a rickety train

it's high risk and it's antisocial in my opinion. I know what you mean, but it did smell good. No, nothing smells good on the tube. No, this suit. Really? Yeah, you know, if I was a braver man, I might have said,

oh, can I have a spoonful?

But can I have a sip?

You should have done.

So anyway so I'm just looking down or looking at my phone or whatever I'm doing and

there are two women eating soup next to me and I'm not really paying very much

attention as my journey is almost over I hear one of the women say

yeah you you what you you, what are you staring at?

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