This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's going to say something really funny, but I decided not to.

Adrift, with Jeff Lloyd and Annabelle Port. Hello. You might hear a bit of background noise on today's podcast.

The Windows Wide Open.

Yeah, we have.

Because there's a weird smell in here.

It was a bit smelly, yeah.

I don't know if it's coming from the bathroom. I don't know if there's some kind of

plumbing problem. But how bad would something need to be before you mentioned it yourself in somebody else's house?

Oh so so bad like almost fainting. What about the food people cook you?

So you go round the house. how disgusting would it have to be

before you sort of just pushed it around your plate and then didn't eat it I can't

imagine that level disgustingness or I wouldn't just eat it.

I remember as a kid being really funny about going around to other people's houses,

like just not liking any of the food.

Oh really?

Yeah, which is weird to me because it wasn't like we ain't called on blur food at home.

Like everything was out of a box and done at Gas Mark 6 for 20 minutes.

You know, it was all frozen food, but I was very sort of picky as a kid. I was thinking as well over the weekend I was thinking about how much

cordial and how many sugary drinks I would drink as a kid and I can't remember I remember like drinking a lot of

Vimpto which is this sort of thick gloopy berry flavored sweetened drink which is

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