Episode 44 – Male Tasting Fingers

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8 • 595 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 117 minutes

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This episode is nearly two hours long, despite the fact that if you cut out all the sex from these five chapters, all our characters did was buy shoes and play chess. Oh, and they saw a deer. Our patreon supporters have been listening to this episode all weekend! Join the fun and get every … Continue reading "Episode 44 – Male Tasting Fingers"

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. Welcome. This is 372 pages. We'll never get back. A podcast about terrible books. Some more terrible than others. I'm looking at you,
0:23.7	The Mister. That's what we're going through right now. We have a big, big show for whatever reason,
0:29.3	because not a lot of happened in this book, but it is packed. We have dumb sentence of the week.
0:33.0	We have fan fiction. We have listener mail and some special things. We have the original ending of the book
0:40.5	The Mister. Yeah, there was an original ending. It has all been changed. And we also have the
0:45.2	372 players. This is exciting. It's a professional acting troupe that we put together to bring to
0:51.2	life some of the dialogue of E.L EL James. I should say that I am Michael
0:56.4	J. Nelson and I am joined, as always, by Connor Lestoka. Hey, Connor. Hey, Mike. What's
1:02.1	happening? I have a confession to make I've been holding something back on you. I have some
1:07.9	information. Yeah. You share everything with me. I know. We are, there's no
1:12.3	minutia, no erotic fan picture that I've discovered that I do not send to you within minutes
1:18.9	during any given day. Often during the broadcast itself. But I found something yesterday and I felt
1:26.2	it was worth holding out on to get your live, real-time reaction.
1:29.7	So let's just do that for everyone here because they'll probably going to be learning about this, too.
1:35.0	Hang on.
1:35.3	Let me take a giant sip of LaCroix.
1:37.7	All right.
1:38.9	Now tell me what you got.
1:40.6	La Croy.
1:41.1	This is, you listen to your Sonos while you... So I'm just going to give you a date, September 10th, 2019.
1:50.2	Rare bird, rare bird books is going to be publishing.
1:56.2	Bob Honey sings Jimmy Crack Corn.
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