Episode 44: Drag Race Season 9 – Your Pilot’s on Fire Recap & Review

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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🗓️ 22 May 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The queens team up to write, produce and star in television pilots that range from must-see TV to you-must-be-kidding-me. Sasha and Shea continue their reign as frontrunners, while Nina and Valentina concoct a fever dream of ad-libbing and literal pancake makeup and Trinity just steals the entire show (both her pilot and Drag Race itself). Then it’s an acid trip on the runway with an outlandish ode to club kids—but let’s be real, Mary’s, this episode is ultimately about one thing and one thing only: that MASK.

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0:00.0	All right, Mary.
0:17.0	Stop, hold up, hold up, all right, enough.
0:27.8	Valentina, this is a lip-sync for your life, we need to see your lips.
0:32.7	Take that thing off of your mouth.
0:34.6	I'd like to keep it on, please.
0:40.3	It's a lip sync.
0:41.3	What part of that do you not understand?
0:47.3	Okay.
0:50.3	So we're gonna reset.
0:54.7	Okay. Lips sync for your life
0:57.4	take two
0:59.8	well in the words of
1:01.9	Alexis Michelle I scarcely know
1:04.7	what happened
1:05.5	I mean even
1:07.9	and obviously a lot of our Mary's know
1:09.9	because I was just I was just just Molly Pitcher spilling the tea.
1:13.3	But even knowing that this was going to happen, I was still gagged, snatched, whatever word I want to reappropriate from the drag community.
1:22.0	I was all of those things when I saw this.
1:24.9	Yeah.
1:25.4	Yeah.
1:26.0	I remember gasping. I remember going, oh, this. Yeah. Yeah. I remember gasping.
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