Episode 438 - Grow A New Husband

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Keanu Reeves dating what appears to be an older woman who Ross thinks is Helen Mirren, Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram in the most "McConaughey" way possible, Aaron Hernandez's gay lover writes a book which involves another unsolved murder, James Dean is going to be CGI's into a new movie, would Jessie choose to grow a new husband in the event of Ross' death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution Call! World's getting weird, James.
0:35.0	Oh, I know.
0:37.0	It's getting weird.
0:38.0	Keanu Reeves is dating somebody?
0:40.0	Can we talk about that, please?
0:42.0	I thought. boy I thought don't say it I thought say it I
0:47.6	say it don't say it it was Helen Mirren. I did.
0:53.0	I took a breeze by on Twitter and I was like, ah, why is a canal trending?
1:00.0	And I saw the pick and I was like
1:05.3	I'm telling you dude Being a white lady. Yeah in this life is rough real difficult and
1:14.0	Keanu Reeves. Yeah.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:17.0	I mean a specimen.
1:20.0	Yes.
1:21.0	He needs to be studied.'ll agree with that. He needs to be studied.
1:23.0	I'll agree with that.
1:25.0	I mean, it's not like he doesn't age.
1:26.0	He is aging, but I just, he's just getting better.
1:30.0	He's having a Kiano Sans, it's his maumont.
1:35.0	Yeah. Quintusauch.
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