Here we go.

Turn it up.

Hmm.

Here we, oh God, that was good.

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas because I hate the snow.

Because I hate the

snow.

Imagine that with like a full orchestra behind me right I mean you're you're just this is that's a cappella right imagine how much and that sounds amazing I bet right you're listening to it let me do it again so you have time to turn up your car stereo your home stereo whatever your headphones however you're listening to this you know give it just a little just give it a tinge of

base just crank that base like two notches like a little bit more base right help help me

out there give me a little bit more base because I'm real I'm real base he really

really like sort of old school 1940s like Bing Crosby sort of

of shit going on here, right? So turn it up and imagine, now this is Acapella, rightella right and so imagine and maybe you can do

this you know maybe you can in the background just be humming sort of an

orchestral accompaniment to what I'm doing here. So here we go.

I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas because I hate the snow. I really carried that out. That's all the lyrics I know. That's all of that song that I know. I was up outside of Yellowstone National Park. You don't really have to say that with Yellowstone, right? You can just say

Yellowstone. We all know that, you know, I wasn't on the set of that soap opera, Yellowstone. I was just, I was

up in the mountains near Yellowstone National Park a couple of weeks ago and there was a shit ton of snow.

There's a lot of snow going on up there, right?

And so while I was up there, I was trying to think of songs that I could spoof and maybe do a

Christmas song this year I've done them in the past I it just so you know I didn't

do one this year but I do have plans to make a Christmas video before Christmas clearly.

Although I should say I shouldn't say clearly I could put out a Christmas video anytime of the year that I want.

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