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New Rory & MAL

Episode 436 | Save The Streets

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.67.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Baby D is a bit hungover before the holidays, but we're here to lift her up. After discussing holiday plans, Rory and Mal put an end to the rumor that they're being considered for Hot 97 morning show hosts. Jake Paul got his bell rung, but Mal gives him props for even stepping in the ring. Dave Chapelle's new special further solidifies him as the GOAT of this generation. Plus, Mal has an issue with 21 Savage's "F*ck the streets movement, and who's more of a prize between Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen #volume

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:05.2

The volume.

0:09.1

No, Worry and Mow.

0:11.9

Baby, do you want me to do the clock?

0:13.2

Because you all fucked up today.

0:15.2

You sure?

0:15.9

Can you see?

0:17.1

Your eyes open behind the shades.

0:19.0

She didn't even hit the button.

0:20.3

Baby, Dee, are your eyes open behind the shades, baby, Dee. We're standing in solidarity with you. For the people that can't see this and are listening, we all have on sunglasses because Damaris is feeling under the weather or not because of natural causes, because of things she caused herself with alcohol. So, yeah, we're standing in solidarity, all wearing sunglasses, it's the hangover cast.

0:38.3

Baby, D.

0:38.7

I feel great.

0:39.5

Why would you do that to yourself, baby D? I didn't. You don't even understand how this really isn't my fault. Like, it really isn't my fault. When I, when I calls, when I, sorry. It's okay. Use your vowels. When I come in here, hungover of my own accord, I take responsibility, burgers and bottles, shit like that. When I got drunk against my will when I really didn't want to, no, I'm just pissed. Well, I'm here. We should press charges. Where they are? Yeah. How does one get drunk against their will? Bro, I went, I got drunk on Saturday. That was my will. I willed that, whatever. I was hung over all day Sunday. Mind you, Sunday, I'm fucked up. I don't feel good. I'm like, you know, I promised my friend Allison that I would take her to Pregola for, because she just graduated nursing school, I promised her. Congratulations. Yes, congratulations. I promised her I would I will take her. I'm like, you know, I'm just going to fight through. Take you to Pergola. Alex comes, right? Where do you? Y'all know Alex, same person at. Got me kicked out the Ice Spice show. We're at Pergola. Shotstar coming. They're like, yo, we're just going to go to the club for an hour. How? Why are we going to the club for an hour?

1:44.2

We're at dinner. It's a Sunday. We have families.

1:58.9

You see what I'm saying? It's about to be Christmas. It's presents under the tree. Why the fuck is we going to the club for an hour? Never did you speak that way before? That's fucking insane. Like, honestly, I'm like here Alex's side of this entire thing, Miss Eddie Haskell, because for some reason it's always her fault.

1:59.8

It's literally

2:00.4

always her fucking fault.

2:01.6

It's always her fault.

2:02.7

So next thing you know

2:04.1

is six of us

2:05.0

and there's three bottles of Ace of Spades and three bottles of Don Julio coming towards.

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