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Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2019

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with several hours of additional bonus content, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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0:00.0

I'm

0:15.0

Cages just fighting with like a little internet QAnon troll right it's kind of great

0:20.2

He should a punch his skin the face too, but absolutely

0:23.2

The one of going on the novel office and she's distracting and well cage hacks the desk

0:28.6

But he finds that the plank is missing, but there's a weird symbol posted on right you all clutching a scroll

0:35.2

Right as opposed to the olive branch right so what's all that about everybody wonders?

0:42.1

It's the fun it's an hour in and it's time to say what the fuck a book of secrets is exactly

0:48.0

The press it stands for the president's book of secrets that contains secrets that only presidents know and it's passed down

0:57.6

Presented the president

1:00.4

You're giving me a what?

1:02.8

No, I don't think I need a book from you Barack Hussein Obama

1:07.6

Well, no, this is about all the secrets of the people I killed in the Middle East. I got a mall run down here

1:14.1

New to the second book actually

1:16.9

Okay, all right, all right, I will add to this president's book of secrets put down the McDonald's secret

1:26.4

Only for president's eyes only

1:29.5

Grimmis gave it to me. We're great friends. We're great friends. Yeah, I got all the greatest beaches ever got man

1:36.8

Look at all these hash marks. I got Jeffrey Epstein's phone number at the put the secrets, baby

1:43.0

Oh, I think I'll be using

1:46.6

I'll give him a buzz that would be great like every president since it's not the end of his Jeffrey Epstein phone

1:55.8

Even Carter yeah

1:57.8

I didn't have much use for the book of secrets loved my bar

2:02.9

Loved my bar loved her loved that bar. Here's the spice combination for KFC original chicken now

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