Episode 434: II Huckabees 6:66

Trillbilly Worker's Party

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Did you guys, have you been following the ongoing burger rike burger tasting devil's milkshick
0:44.6	competition between the CEOs of all the major burger companies? It started when the McDonald's
0:53.9	CEO did a classic devil's milkshick and tried to take a bite of his own burger. He kept calling it product. And he couldn't bring himself to actually take a full bite. He just did like a little nibble. I was just the big arch classic. The big arch classic. Yeah, this new menu item I noticed. Oh, that must be it. The product is the big arch classic the big arch classic yeah this new menu out of my noticed
1:12.4	oh that must be it the product
1:14.4	is the big arch classic
1:15.8	and then the Burger King
1:18.8	CEO responded by
1:20.4	taking a bite of his own product
1:23.9	and then
1:24.8	there was milkshake
1:26.4	then yes and then and then the windy see you.
1:29.6	It's like, could you come up with a, like, I get that it's all marketing, obviously.
1:36.4	But for this to coincide with the start of World War III, like the Burger Reich breakdancing
1:42.4	competition, Burger Reich break dancing competition.
1:50.0	Burger Reich Olympics to start beginning of World War III.
1:53.3	Well, I mean, I guess that's the highest form of American warfare, right?
1:54.5	Competing companies, you know?
1:56.0	Competing burger companies. Yeah, competing burger companies at that.
1:58.1	Yeah.
1:59.1	Just perfect distillation of the collapse of empire if you think about it.
2:03.2	So at what point do we get to these burger companies equipping themselves with ICBMs, you know?
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