Episode 433 | Bobbing For Apples

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Rory & Mal can’t believe Wu-Tang made a music video for KD to come to the Knicks. Rory is feelin’ The Game and DJ Drama’s mixtape, and Mal explains why nobody wants beef with the west coast rapper. Busta Rhymes gets bent outta shape for being confused with Tracy Morgan, but they lowkey really look alike. Mal speculates what’s on the unreleased Diddy documentary footage. Plus, is it a flex to be a virgin in today’s society, and we get an update from a caller in a long distance relationship #volume

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.2	The volume.
0:09.5	No, worry and now.
0:12.4	You understand that the vacation girlies don't have a job, or I mean, their job is vacationing.
0:17.6	Do the workout girlies have jobs?
0:19.5	Yeah.
0:20.4	The workout girlies are the new, like, those are the girls you want. The girls that are disciplined enough to get up at six in the morning. Oh, I think it's great. And I go work out, come back, shower, maybe give you a little, you know, little handy or something. Get dressed, go to work or go to school. Like that type of discipline? I don't want a handy post workout.
0:38.3	Why?
0:39.3	I don't, you know, depending on if it was, you know, chest and arms that day, or hands may be a little shaky. You know, sometimes you work out a little too much. You don't want the hands to be shaking. The vibration. The vibrating handy is crazy. That's like turning on a vibrator right there. you want the hands to be shaking.
0:53.0	That's the male vibrator.
0:54.0	Yeah, I love to work out girlies, man.
0:55.5	I love them too.
0:56.5	It's just, like my feet, I was they turning on a vibrator right there. You want their hands to be shaking. That's the male vibrator. Yeah, I love to work out girlies, man.
0:55.5	I love them too.
0:56.5	It's just, like my feed, it's like 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. And they're just all working out. Is anyone going to work? Yeah, but I mean, you know, the fitness girls, they get to a bag, though. Oh, for sure. I'm not saying the ones that are,
1:09.6	I understand the influencer ones.
1:10.9	Like I get that and some of them are trainers too.
1:12.7	Yeah.
1:13.1	Talk about just like a girl that just goes. though. Oh, for sure. Big bag. I'm not saying the ones that are, I understand the influencer ones.
1:10.9	Like I get that and some of them are trainers too.
1:12.6	Yeah.
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