I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

delicious eat it all and you can't have any that's right today we are coming to you to talk about what I have

always understood to be one of your least favorite things Matthew and that is

Avocados. Yeah I knew we would have to do this someday and like, you know, we're like every

podcast you listen to these days we're recording remotely so this way you don't

know whether I ate an avocado or not but I will tell you I did not.

I know we had recently made a new commitment to producer Abbey that we were going to step up

our like photo game that whenever we met to record we were going to you know really take a good

picture of whatever food we were talking about well now I'm recording in my basement

and Matthew's recording alone on the other side of town and there may or may not be an

avocado near either one of us. So sorry producer Abbey, we're falling down on the job already. everyone now knows that this show has been a

scam all along we've never eaten anything on the show yeah okay all right we're

robots that can survive we just We just plug into a USB port and we're good.

Well now the truth is finally coming out. Thank you 2020 for revealing all of our darkest secrets.

Yeah, but it's cool. People love us. They'll forgive us for being robots.

It's cool. I mean, we're very, we're very cuddly robots.

You make it sound like we're sex robots. What's that show that everyone likes that I haven't seen? Westworld? Is that a sex robot show?

Yes! It is kind of a sex robot show and you know I am in my red carpeted love

dungeon right now. That's right. Which is not red carpeted love dungeon right now. That's right.

Which is not red carpeted anymore.

Oh, I don't understand how you could make that decision.

I don't know if we're still friends.

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