So no more running.

I need to misbehave.

Shit an ya mother!

God damn it, I've signed myself into a criminal institution.

Is it any wonder then that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not. Hello and welcome to Maximum Film episode 4 system. I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 432.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always.

He's a film critic and author of the book.

Have yourself a movie Little Christmas,

and you better believe his Christmas tree will be up longer than yours.

It's Alonzo Duraldi.

What's Good?

Well, Kevin, What's good actually ties into that.

My, what's good is buy a Christmas tree that is considered too large for your apartment.

Oh, God. Don't let these so-called experts push you around and tell you, you know, how much space you're supposed to take up. I mean, yes, obviously you have a ceiling

that you have to work with. But beyond that, really, it's on you to decide just how much

area you want to occupy. We got a beautiful eight-foot silver tip this year from Mr. Jingles

in the parking lot of the farmer's market at Third and Fairfax

and are very happy with it.

It's about half decorated, so, you know.

Looks great.

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