Episode 432 - Brian Kiley

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Comedy

4.8 • 715 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Brian Kiley (@kileynoodles) joins Matt and Andy to discuss Andy's new injury, a very reasonable argument for getting vaccinated if you were on the fence about it, Australian cockatoos teaching each other to dumpster dive, a dancing cockatoo, how to bank your voice for others to use, Alex Trebek on Conan, a Russian module mishap on the ISS, Andy's obsession with Olympic swimming and the greatness of Caeleb Dressel, petrified wood and a sponge fossil that's almost a billion years old.

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:02.0	Hello and welcome to Probably Science.
0:13.5	I'm Matt Kirshan. How are you doing, Andy? You still injured?
0:17.2	I'm still, yeah, I had a mishap that is very preventable.
0:26.3	Everybody should have mats in front of their showers if you have a slippery stone or concrete floor.
0:28.1	Shower mat.
0:35.3	In the future, I will have that now because I slipped coming out of the shower and have a two or three inch gash in my arm that I'm not sure if I should be going to the hospital over. You send me a photo of it and it does not look pleasant.
0:37.8	No, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.
0:40.5	It was three hours ago now, though, so I'm past the point of just constantly punching things and cursing.
0:46.7	We should introduce our guest who was kind enough to record a little bit later than planned to accommodate.
0:50.7	Sorry about that, yeah.
0:52.5	And that's one of my favorite jerk writers and comedians, the excellent Brian Kiley.
0:57.7	Hey, Brian.
0:58.7	Hey, how are you guys? I'm sorry about your mishap.
1:01.6	It's okay. It's getting better. I threw it down a few ibuprofen and I'm having a beer.
1:06.2	So we'll see what that does.
1:08.4	That's what all doctors say. That's how to fix it.
1:10.8	Yeah. Yeah.
1:12.0	Alcohol's a blood thinner, isn't it?
1:14.6	I mean, yeah, it's got a bandage on it.
1:16.8	It's got a watertight bandage on it.
1:18.9	I'll take the pain reduction of alcohol over the possible blood thinning effect.
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