So no more running.

I need to misbehave.

Shit, and your mother!

God damn it!

I'm sorry myself into a criminal institution.

Is it any wonder, then, that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 430. I'm your host Kevin Avery and joining me as always. He's a film critic and author of the book. Have yourself a movie Little Christmas. Is his Christmas tree up yet? Did he ever take it down from last year? You can ask him yourself. It's Alonzo Doralde. What's good? Hi, Kevin. And no comment. I'll tell you, what's good with me? And this, you know, may seem like, I don't know, pointless to people of a certain age. But I think it is lost upon our world today and we're all the poorer for it.

Magazines. I really miss magazines as a concept.

You know, like it was just you would get them at home.

You would pick them up when you were out and about or about to take a plane trip or whatever.

And, you know, we have, we have certain ones that they get pulled out with the Christmas

decoration.

So we have like old, you know, the Christmas issue of Vogue from like the mid-60s or, you know,

old holiday issues of like the ladies home journal or McCall's with recipes and crafts,

you know, Dave's been cleaning out our bins and finding like old copies of movie

line from the 90s where I had written stuff. And it's like, magazines were awesome. And I,

I think that websites are never going to take the place of like being stuck in somewhere and

like pulling out the latest issue of, I don't know, sassy or whatever and, you know,

thumbing through.

Magazines were great and we should have them back and that's my what's good.

Sassy.

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