Welcome to another episode of Kotaku's split screen. It's August 18th, 2016. My name is Kirk Hamilton, and we have got a great show for you today. The main game on our agenda is No Man Sky. Where's the Sky?

Does the man have it?

Let's find out.

We'll be joined by a special celebrity guest, former NFL punter and all-around cool guy, Chris Cluey, to talk about the game and football and Path of Exile and plenty of other things.

Jason and I will be doing some reader mail to talk about Final Fantasy 15 and cross-platform play. And we'll also talk about a whole lot of other things. Jason and I will be doing some reader mail to talk about Final Fantasy 15 and cross-platform play, and we'll also talk about a whole lot of other things. Let's procedurally

generate a podcast, people. Praise the sun and praise Univision.

All right, and here we are with another episode of Kataku's split screen.

I'm here with Jason Schreier.

Hello, Jason.

How's it going?

Okay.

We got some crazy news this week.

Some interesting things happened in our company.

They did happen. I heard they got a new bagel delivery person in New York.

That's what you're talking about, right? Yeah, we got a new bagel delivery. It's pretty exciting. I can't wait for the next time I'm out to get different bagels. Uh, uh, uh, you're almost there.

And weren't you just, I feel like it was just last week

that you were making fun of me

for making the same joke construction

I just made the joke

and then I realized that this is the same joke

it's just that it happens to be about

the person who bought all of our websites

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