A hairspray to get your life together, it is, you know, touch me, I'm not touching you too.

Dude, you're like a fat ambulance. That didn't make the fucking sports team at school.

Yeah, dude, how'd he part of it?

He's not like an ambulance that has like nine tires on it. And all of them were kind of flat.

I mean fat.

Dude is spooky near, dude. It's pretty scary, man. I could barely even see you.

I can't see you. Thank God you have those. Oh, yeah, my wings are lit up. Well, I guess they're wings.

Those wings need to him apparently.

Yeah, dude.

Oh, you're using hair. Are you a DJ at all?

We look so ridiculous. You look like a DJ at a rave right now.

Dude, you look like fucking Wyatt Slurp, bro. You look like a cop at a freaking bathhouse dude.

Dude, you look like a DJ at a rave, fucking dip slow.

Bro, you look like a shit dip slow.

Dude, I'm so used to you not telling good jokes. I almost didn't even listen to that.

Bro, you look like a shit.

You look like a sheriff at a fucking transgender lemonade stand.

Dude, I'm a gay cowboy.

There's a snake in my butt.

Oh my God.

You're like Steve Irwin, but the gay one.

You look like the first NASA astronaut who's transgender going to space.

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