Welcome to Zach to the Future. I'm your co-host, Dashel Driscoll, joined today by the King of the Attic. Mark Paul Gossler. Hello, Mark Paul.

Hello, Dashel. I don't think I was the king of the attic, but...

King for a day. I'll take it. I'll take it. The attic looked like a happening spot. You know what? We're

getting ahead of ourselves. It did and it is and it was, but we should just do the summary because

this is a big episode. I can just feel it in my bones. Let's dive on in case he didn't do the homework.

Zach sees a stranded female collegiate motorist named Danielle at the Max and offers to change her tire.

Zach tells her he also goes to USC, then makes a date with her at the 18 over club, The Max.

Screech makes fake IDs for the guys in photo class. Slater, Screech, and Zach sneak out to the club.

Screech gets harassed by a dominating lady, while Slater tells Danielle's friends how much he loves Jesse.

They don't leave until 2 a.m. when they see Kelly's new boyfriend, Jeff, kissing another girl on

the dance floor. Lisa and Jesse find out. Zach tells Kelly who doesn't believe him. Kelly tries to

make weekend plans with Jeff, who is dodgy. Lisa and Jesse plan to join the gang at the attic

and photograph Jeff in the act. Only Kelly shows up and catches him after screech blabbed. Kelly tells him off in person. Zach's mom shows up because she intercepted a call from Danielle and pulls the boys out of the club as Danielle arrives, the end. Oh my goodness. Oh my God, the lights just went out in my office as I finished that summary. That was terrifying. Man, I'm going to turn them back on. What a weird thing to happen. They're on a timer, Mark Paul. I forgot to turn it off. Well, do you have those Phillips Hugh lights? I do. There's a free plug for Phillips Hugh. sometimes they're on a timer and you forget yeah yeah

I have those I'd love those as a sponsor but uh while the lights are on dashel yeah you should

introduce our uh guests because it's pretty fucking exciting I'm excited we have none other

then the man behind Jeff Patrick Muldoon. Patrick, welcome.

So thank you for having me, Mark Paul. Thank you for having me.

Thank you for giving me this forum, this forum to express, you know, just years of abuse that I've taken for playing Jeff.

And she's just showing up to do a job.

I just should.

In case our listeners, in case our listeners beyond, you're more than just Jeff Patrick.

It's worth noting we're talking

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