Oh, there it was.

Oh, there it was. Hello, oh, no, good Lord.

Hello again, friends.

And you are our friends, and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's drive-through. I apologize if I hit any wrong notes. My arms are tired from shoveling snow. There's a lot of snow and a lot of wrestling talk with this man, the leader of the cult of Cornett. Did I say my name? I'm the great Brian last. And here he is, the leader of the cult of Cornett,

Mr. Jim Cornett.

Everybody knows who you are. Just the sound of your voice beaming into people's homes instantly heralds the arrival of podcasting entertainment the likes of which people have

never heard before. And Brian, I was going to say your fingers are frostbitt.

You had it going there.

I was even kind of doing the thing in my chair here.

Why, you got my chair run down slow.

The thing in your chair.

What do you do?

I was doing the little dance, a little shoulder shrug thing, and then all of a sudden

you hit that sour when it was like you were milking that cow and everything.

And all of a sudden out come a big just stream of chocolate milk suddenly.

Just threw the whole thing off and then I could off to the races i could have done better i

could have done better i'll admit it did you ever want to when you were a child want to buy a brown

cow so you could have chocolate milk never wanted to own a cow that wasn't one of the uh dreams i had

on long island never owned a cow good lord you people never own a cow. That wasn't one of the dreams I had on Long Island. Never owned a cow. Good Lord, you people. Never owned a cow. I said, I never wanted to own a cow. Not even that I never owned a cow. I never wanted to own a cow. Don't all young boys aspire to have their own cow, Brian? Even if you aspire to be a cowboy, it's to have a horse, not a cow.

Well, no, I was a kid. I liked my cows in the back. I figured a few of them were mine,

even though technically they were the property of the farmer behind us, but I made friends with some of them. You never tipped them over?

No, that would be mean.

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