So no more running.

I need to misbehave.

Shit and your mother!

God damn it!

Son myself into a criminal institution!

Is it any wonder then that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 428. I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always. He's a film critic and an author, but don't take my word for it. Look up his book, have yourself a movie Little Christmas, then get it. It's Alonzo Doral Day. What's good, sir? Oh, Kevin, so much is good. You know, I could just be sort of standard white guy in the media and tell you how great pluribus on Apple TV is, but you probably

already heard that. So instead, I'm going to talk about the fact that I made Parker House rolls

for the first time, practicing for Thanksgiving, and they turned out well.

Wait, I don't know what that is.

They're dinner rolls, you know.

They're like, just big, yeasty, fluffy rolls.

Apparently the parkers have not had me over.

Yes.

So I don't know their house rolls.

Maybe it's down the street from the toll house.

I don't know where these things get their names. I didn't get invited either. They're called Parker House rolls. Anyway, well, this is my experimental one. It was just for, because if it was going to be a disaster, I didn't want to. Spring it on company, but they worked. So come Thanksgiving in this house, there will be handmade, homemade rolls by,

Whoa.

Look at you stepping up your bakery game.

Yeah.

Mancy man.

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