Hey everybody. All you shitheads. It's Eddie. I'm coming at you from the middle of the

woods right now. I'm all alone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything I did. This was all my idea

That was a Blair witch reference if any of you got it. Can you hear the crickets? That's because I'm doing comedy. Get it?

Ah, no, here I am. I'm on my back deck in the middle of the woods, getting ready to tell you about a couple big important things.

Number one, my new DVD. It's not new, it's actually

old, it's like two years old. It's called I Love Pussy. It's coming out on the 25th, I believe,

on iTunes,

Amazon, you can get it online.

Go online and pre-ordered on iTunes.

You guys are shitheads, you're my fans,

you've helped me out, you've done so much for me do this go to iTunes

Get my DVD order it. I love pussy. It's always fun to say or or you know to It's more fun to say or you know to it's more fun to call a phone number and say I'd like to order I love

Pussy but this you're just gonna have to click it go to iTunes and also write a review of it

That's there's an algorithm that gets those, you know when you see best sellers,

they're not best sellers. There's an algorithm.

So let's get mine to bestseller.

Comes out the 25th, but if you preorder it that helps. We got to really sell

a lot during the pre-ordering. So please help me out get, I love Pussy. I don't know how much it costs on there,

but it's probably cheap. and that's it and you can watch

an hour special that I did shot live at the comedy store in Sydney Australia which reminds me

Sydney I'm coming that show is almost sold out so you're going to want to get the tickets to that because that is that's actually my last show in Australia on this tour that's coming up in September, but the Sydney tickets are I know

they're selling really well so so get those before you don't have them and you're mad at me because you can get them.

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