so no more running i need to misbehave shit and your mother god damn i'm myself into a criminal institution

is it any wonder then that i've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system

i think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 425.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always.

He's a brilliant film critic and author and someone who would be on the cover of Christmas movie Aficionado magazine every month.

If that were a real magazine, Alonzo Doraldei, what's good?

Don't give me ideas, Kevin. I'm always looking to expand the empire.

What's good with me this week is Program 4, which is a website that Dave White turned

me on to and he said, it's the world the way you wish it looked. And it is the creation

of a woman I do not know named Rachel Lickman, who is a comedy writer,

and she's directed a lot of music videos.

And all I can tell you is that you go to Program 4 and you see like bumpers for a fictional TV station and opening credits sequences for television shows

and movies that never existed. And it's all done in the way of like what the sophisticated

future of adulthood looked to me when I was watching television at the age of six in the early 1970s.

They've really just captured the vibe of the whole thing.

It's random. It's gorgeous. It's funny and odd.

I don't even know how to describe it. And I think for people under a certain age, it's not

going to mean anything. But if you're a geriatric Gen X or like me,

get the to program for it will change your life. I'm intrigued. Is it videos? Is it images?

When you go to the main page of the website, there's like an hour-long program. Oh, it's a program.

Yes. But it's all these sort of like, it's as though you were

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