Episode 425: Oh By The Way, There’s No Pickles in This

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

The year is 2025. Someone is writing “The World’s First” on their little piece of crap they invented and not wondering why someone else didn’t get to it first. This will presumably never stop happening. I mean why, would it? When you can cop a mad deece six figgies off a picture frame with a speaker in it, why would you ever iterate on someone else’s design? You’ve got the magic damn touch! Your ideas are divine! Actually, hey, since you’re noodling on stuff, I got a problem. I’m wasting like 20 hours a year on…no, not moving carpet around. It’s a coffee thing. You know what, lemme call you back. I have a Pickleball game starting in a minute. Did you know it’s the fastest growing…oh you hung up.

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:01.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and your input, baby, two
0:09.0	certified players with swagrackers.
0:11.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack,
0:15.0	to the world-wide kings of the game, we're backs, come on, is Y KS, come on.
0:21.7	Drop that beat.
0:24.7	Hi, guys.
0:32.1	I went to Nashville for a girls' weekend, last weekend, and I wanted to tell you about our experience on Broadway.
0:38.7	We ate at Henley, and then walked all the way down to the river, passing the honky tonks, passing the,
0:43.7	you know, the bachelorette parties, and then down by the river, we sat down next to a guy who was jumping down to get closer and closer to the river. And then once he got down there, he took
0:48.4	off his shirt and he grabbed out of his bag and he got a ski mask, like full facial coverage.
0:54.7	And then he pulled out a knife and he started hitting the knife on like the retaining wall next to the river,
1:01.0	but not like, not like blade down, like flat edge down, sort of like banging it, banging it.
1:08.0	And then turned around at us, you know, to our group of girls
1:11.6	and started charging at us. So we left. Thanks for a great time. Nashville.
1:20.6	Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS. And just a word to the Y's. If you're going to come down to our
1:26.2	part of the world for one of your little parties, your shindigs, okay, your, what do they call it in the UK, your Cox Walks, what do they call them?
1:35.8	Hindu.
1:36.4	If you're going to come down here for a little Hindu, here's something you've got to know about Nashville.
1:40.7	We have a celebrated local pastime called slicing.
2:01.1	Yeah. And we'll grab the knife and we'll put on the mask and we'll menacingly tap it against the wall somewhere. Yeah. And then the next person we see, we have to charge it. Yeah. Okay. That's just what we do. And if you're not prepared for that culture shy. Bless your heart, first off.
2:04.6	All right, sweetheart. That's real nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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