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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 424 - Three Bodies, Two Heads and a Foot

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This weeks nonsense includes Hank's thimbal of knowledge pertaining to wine, severed foots, broccoli tacos and a gear suggestion you will not want to miss. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right here we go this this could sound a little echoy. I'm in a different room

0:05.2

Recording today. So I'm in my office where I typically I know what you're thinking holy shit

0:11.0

You've got an office I'd cubicle at best. You would think I would have maybe a cubicle. And frankly you might think, oh, I just assumed you're working out of a coffee shop. And some of you might be a coffee shop.

0:22.0

Shit, that guy can't afford a cup of coffee I just assumed you're working out of your car and some of you are thinking oh my God where did this guy get a car he can't afford a car and so you just thought he's he's recording just into a phone that somebody gave him for free in a park.

0:36.0

Right, yeah, I know a lot of people think, okay, you know, Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures probably recorded in a bathroom in a park because that's what it

0:44.9

sounds like and that's what this guy can afford but no I have a little like sound

0:49.8

booth that I normally record the show in and I also have an office inside my house

0:55.8

right I mean I can't I don't have the kind of money that you go out and you get an

1:00.1

office it's it's a bedroom inside my house. Everybody's got one these days, right?

1:05.4

Ever since COVID and everybody started working at home. Everybody's got an office in their

1:09.5

house and the office in the house is just a bedroom with a desk in it and a computer in a bed.

1:14.3

I will say that gets uncomfortable. I don't have a bed in my office, in my bedroom office.

1:20.7

There's no bed in here, but sometimes I have guests and I have like a

1:24.9

blow-up bed and it's a fancy one. It's one of those blow-up beds that you plug

1:29.9

into the wall and it blows itself up. Like you don't have to go and get the little Coleman

1:35.6

like you know a blower upper thingy pump thing whatever the shit that's called you know right I mean this

1:41.6

thing's got it all built in this is a trick and it stands up tall. It's like three feet tall. I mean, this is the Cadillac of blow-up beds that I've got. And when it sometimes I have company, I have guests, and I will put them in my office slash bedroom

1:55.3

as sort of, it'll become a guest room.

1:57.8

It's an all-purpose room, folks, and that's why I bought the property.

2:01.5

No, it's an all-purpose sort of a room.

2:03.1

It serves typically as my office,

2:06.6

where I come to have my most profound thoughts,

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