Episode 424 - Hey, Have You Seen Patrick’s Keys?
Waypoint Radio
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4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2021
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
Patrick lost his keys. There’s apparently some bears paraphernalia and a beer opener on the ring. Please email gaming@vice.com if you have found some keys matching this description. Thank You.
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| 0:00.0 | What's good internet it is Friday September 3rd and you are listening to Waypoint Radio |
| 0:23.1 | episode 424 I'm your host Austin Walker joining me today for Carter Contreras |
| 0:27.6 | and Patrick Cleffick how low do you know my keys are I have a theory what's your theory I'll let you know if it's right okay so |
| 0:39.3 | According to the tile that I have attached to my keys because I can't can I keep tracking my keys it is just |
| 0:46.1 | Don't you know put it in the same spot. I have hooks and so it's just |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah, yeah, I've heard your tips. I eventually just bought a device to yeah, I just make a beep |
| 0:56.0 | Watch my keys in a printer once so I can't talk right so okay, let's hold that one we'll do it now |
| 1:02.3 | What no sidebar before I get to my story how did you how did you keep it? I have no idea they were in there |
| 1:06.5 | And I took like two hours looking for them. I missed like a test or something |
| 1:14.0 | In like no in the bat like in the printer |
| 1:18.1 | Like almost like you're going to replace the ink and I must never play the ink |
| 1:22.4 | I must have replaced the ink while holding my key like on the way out the door |
| 1:27.4 | Okay, no in college Austin what probably happened was I had a four in the morning |
| 1:32.7 | More no probably more like |
| 1:34.7 | 950 and I had a 10 a.m. Class right but this is I guess I said I said forward to insinuate because you've said multiple times you were |
| 1:41.3 | Oh, I was all nighter. I was all nighter. At four in the morning. I was still writing that paper Patrick. I finished it |
| 1:47.2 | 10 or you started it for right I probably started it for I stopped playing a blivian |
| 1:51.9 | I was like all right now. I'm ready to write about cost. I'm in the right headspace. Yeah, now I'm ready to go |
| 1:56.2 | I've got my job tonight. I finished this daydrick tower right I've got my job tonight exactly |
| 2:01.9 | The categorical imperative says and so right right that my guess is right that paper |
| 2:09.0 | No, so it's making a sense because I wouldn't gotten back into my room |
| 2:12.5 | So I was gonna say I must have printed out the got gone to print out the paper replace the ink right with my keys in hand |
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