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The I wanted to ask you about something before we get really into the meat and potatoes of today's discussion,

which is, you might have guessed, probably be pretty fluid.

But there's an uncomfortable thing nobody wants to talk about,

but me and the buddy of mine were talking about this yesterday.

And it's a weird, sometimes unspoken part about a young man's sexual development.

But did you ever end up doing some quasi-gay shit with your friends when you were like real young?

I don't mean like circle-jurking.

I mean like, but I can recall many living rooms of like I've found myself in as a young man,

jerking off underneath a blanket with like six other dudes, all with their own individual blankets,

like it's sleepovers and stuff.

Do you, God, imagine being the mom.

I'm tired of living in the shadows, Terry.

I've jerked off in a room full of my friends before.

Well, that's like, I think that's pretty common.

I remember the first time it happened, we were watching Madonna's sex.

Remember that?

I think this is my first, I think you've confused your first sexual experience with my first sexual experience.

Oh, I think we probably had the same first sexual experience.

There's no way we...

This coincidentally got our first boners from Madonna.

When she had the cone titties, man.

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