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Episode 42 - John Fairfax: "I swear to god I'll kill myself with a jungle cat."

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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An absolute king. Shawty on a Monday but this dude's life was pure 1997 Wild On! E.

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0:00.0

And the Ladies and gentlemen welcome to oral presentations episode 42 John Fairfax running with the devil

0:27.0

we are going to be going over a dude named John Fairfax life

0:31.6

I didn't know anything about him and I also didn't pick this topic for this week.

0:35.0

I had another topic that I just did not love. I'll go over the dude, we'll do that right now for like in three minutes I can do that

0:43.0

there's this book that apparently the devil wrote in the 1400s called the

0:46.4

codis gigis it's the biggest shit it's like 160 pounds

0:50.8

apparently some monk made a deal with the devil to save his life that he could write this whole huge book in one night because the guy who ran the

0:59.7

Monk Covenant Palace that he lived at was like you broke the law

1:03.6

we're gonna put you we're gonna they were gonna like build a wall in front of him

1:07.6

like man in the iron mask him and kill him that way just have him stuck on the wall

1:11.7

the whole time so apparently this one

1:13.2

monk was like yeah I could write you a great book and the guy was like yeah right you got one night and then the

1:17.8

monks hand started cramping up and then he was like hey if Lucifer's out there you want to you want to write this book for me, I'll give you my soul.

1:25.0

So people, because people don't actually know who wrote the Kodas Giggus.

1:29.0

It's a huge fucking book. And there's a page of the devil devil like a full body shot of the devil

1:34.6

which you never see on a full page of like an old book like that and that's why people

1:38.6

don't really know who wrote it. It's all done in the same handwriting with the same ink.

1:43.4

Now the legend is that the guy wrote it overnight

1:46.1

with the help of Satan, but scientists say that it would have taken a minimum of five years

1:52.3

if you didn't sleep or eat or anything, but it most likely

1:54.8

took like 20 to 30 years of the same guy doing it, which is puzzling because the handwriting doesn't

1:59.6

degrade the whole time through the book. So that was going to be the topic, but like, what, I did that in less than two minutes,

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