Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed

yourself a drink, full of bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.

Turbites. It's episode 42. How crazy is that? Look at all these things we have to talk

about. Oh my god. Um, it is crazy. It's episode 42 and my road calendars getting a little

crowded. And I don't know if I'm going to try to keep doing this, but turbites. I need

to know. What if I did it every other week? No, boo.

Patels. I'll try to do it every week. I don't know. I'm overwhelmed by this road schedule.

And thank God I have really good agents. And they just keep firing stuff like all the way

into November of 2022. I'm like, wait a minute. We're talking about the November after

the November I haven't lived yet. I think we are. But I'm grateful to have the work. And

I like all the cities that I'm seeing, um, minus a couple, which won't be named. Um, well,

tickets go on sale. June 4th. Why are they announced? There are now it's done. June 1st with

some sort of video I haven't done yet. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of horses. I have

to look. I don't have to look nice for this. I know you guys don't care. I just throw

all my glasses and put my hair in a ponytail. But like for a video like that, like, you

know, people that are picky see that. And then I got to like, oh, I got to go get a haircut

tomorrow and then dial up, try to find my makeup. I don't even know where it is. And I know

none of it's any good. I know the mascara. It can't be good. There's no fucking way.

They can be good. I pencil I got ripped off. It's a for a, I'm going to say, fuck you

nars. That is horse shit. The pencil doesn't even come out or I'm not doing it right.

So then I went on YouTube to see if I'm not doing my eye pencil right or maybe I can't

see because I'm old. No, it just doesn't work. I'm not driving. No, no, no. And I hate

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