Episode 42 - Election Special!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

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4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Election Reaction! Well listeners, hope you’re ready to be privatised and eat chlorine chicken. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie react to the election and try to find some silver linings. They talk about the poshest Tory election party they ever went to, appearing on an online stream, armies of Ghost Voters, make fun of conspiracy theorists and they work on their Italian Londoner accents! Pierre did an ART for charity, check it out at the Fiumano Clase gallery if you like and talks about encountering a PodBud in the airport and Phil scared the shit out of a fan onboard a flight. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	It's 42 the meaning of life if you're a Douglas Adams fan and why wouldn't you be
0:07.6	episode 42 of the Bud Pot the country has gone to the polls the people have spoken and they said they said we all want to perish
0:16.8	we want to perish in our own way that makes us feel powerful we want to perish by our own hand, we want to starve by our own stupidity. We want to
0:28.8	float off into the Atlantic and rise up into the sky and suffocate on the lack of oxygen.
0:36.0	Yes, that's right. It's a conservative majority.
0:39.0	Yes, people have decided that foreigners are germs and germs are foreign and it's time to have nurses People have
0:43.7	foreigners or germs and germs are foreign
0:43.6	and it's time to have nurses on credit card machines
0:47.3	and some sort of, maybe a war.
0:51.0	Well they aren't called Germans for no reason, yeah? That's true. It wouldn't be in there if it wasn't true. It's in the word.
0:58.0	And they wouldn't be Spain without pain. And French is a wrench. You don't throw a wrench in the works as a French
1:07.6	would. Yes, yes, this is all good. This is the announcement that we are now speech writers for Boris Johnson.
1:15.0	Yes, yes.
1:16.0	Oh, Joris Bonson is the PM.
1:18.0	Joris Bonson is a PM for a good five years of not ten.
1:22.0	Five years of not ten.
1:28.0	Five years of that rumbling, pulsing, pulsing, haystack have come.
1:31.0	Well done, everyone. Imagine if he just becomes a superhuman and amazing PM tomorrow like he just gets zapped like Dr. Manhattan and
1:36.2	his eyes start to glow and he raises off the ground and it's like, well done my children.
1:41.2	Like that voice is a feinent and male at once.
1:44.3	Well done my daughter yeah you have chosen well.
1:47.2	I shall look after you now.
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